Freddy FantasticI'm sitting here at a car wash/gas station, waiting for the car. First, let me tell you a little bit about this place. They wash the outside of your car, the inside, give you free drinks, an air freshener, ten bucks to play at the slot machines in the waiting room, and 50 cents off of every gallon of gas you buy on your next purchase. And I'm in the waiting room, on one of the eight computers, next to a big screen tv and a coffee shop, staring out the window at an incredibly sexy red dreadlocked motorcycle guy covered in tattoos. And a helicopter just went by.
Fuck, Vegas, you sure know how to treat people.
The Beginning of the List1. When craving Tim Hortons, a Starbucks Frappucino does the trick... though it's ridiculously expensive.
2. 115 degrees, dry heat or not, sucks ass.
3. Air conditioning is the best invention ever.
4. Motorcycle guys with red dreadlocks and tattoos are great to look at.
5. Don't argue with a five year old. You will lose.
6. American Walmarts are the best! You could seriously live there! (I guess Natalie Portman proved that one)
7. Export A is the only good cigarette. Well, I knew that before, but Americans do not.
8. If you want to gamble, just open your eyes, and there will be a slot machine.
9. Salespeople will give you whatever you want if you ask for it. Seriously. You don't even have to bat your eyes.
10. Being a 7 hour flight away from Lewis sucks. But I already knew that.
I'm A BabyYeah, I know. Things are getting easier, though. My days are going by really fast cuz I'm retardedly busy. My Uncle gets back from New Mexico today so I'm hoping I can get my laptop very soon. I'm heading to Utah on Saturday or Sunday to check out the Zion National Park. It's about a two hour drive, and they've got horses and stuff. I just need to get out of the city. I like it and everything, and my Aunt is trying to turn me into a compulsive shopper (not going to happen, this woman seriously spends 500 dollars in every store we walk in to), but I like nature. Call me small town, but I'm an outdoor girl. So I'm going to go and do a photo tour, probably one of the six hour hikes, and hopefully I can share my pictures with you wonderful people when I get back.
Anywhoo, the car's almost ready. (Only took 25 minutes!) Love y'all! Hehe, I got to call all of the offices in Georgia today, the accent is so cute!
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