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semi-random hullo
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"See that? He's dumb as hell. I dumb too." - Meatwad
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*glomps Neko* :D
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Slash Bash 2008

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 24, 2008, 7:46 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: The End of Heartache, Killswitch Engage
  • Reading: Betty and Veronica (Guilty pleasure!)
  • Watching: Accepted
  • Eating: Chow Mein
  • Drinking: Orange Juicy Juice!
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Still Shaking!

Went to Slash's 43rd birthday bash last night, and got to hug him! *dies* Also got to hug Tom Morello, and hang out with Terry Fator! :boogie: Best night ever! (Well, second best night ever.) Gahhh! I don't even know what else to write because it'll just come out in a jumble of OMG they were so awesome! ^_^

One More Week!

So I get to come home in a week, I'm pretty excited to come back to my man, my friends, my family, and my routine. ^_^ But I'm going to enjoy my last week here. Got to see Slash, I'm going on a glider with my Uncle on Saturday, and Sunday I'm going to check out the Valley of Fire. Next week is all work and no play, but I'm hoping I can get up to Mt. Charleston one more time before I go.

Oh, and I'm going to the guitar hero fest tomorrow night at the Santa Fe Casino! So excited! I have a massage at six (if you're ever in Vegas, Massage Envy, people, Massage Envy), and then I'm gonna go to the guitar hero fest. I haven't played in a long time, but I think I might be able to hold my own. ^_^'

Anywho...

Can't wait to photoshop my pictures! There will be a flood of uploads when I get home! :D

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Things I've Learned From Vegas

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 10, 2008, 3:13 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: The News
  • Reading: DISC Personality Profile
  • Watching: The Breakfast Club (last night, love that movie!)
  • Drinking: Caramel Frappucino
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Freddy Fantastic

I'm sitting here at a car wash/gas station, waiting for the car. First, let me tell you a little bit about this place. They wash the outside of your car, the inside, give you free drinks, an air freshener, ten bucks to play at the slot machines in the waiting room, and 50 cents off of every gallon of gas you buy on your next purchase. And I'm in the waiting room, on one of the eight computers, next to a big screen tv and a coffee shop, staring out the window at an incredibly sexy red dreadlocked motorcycle guy covered in tattoos. And a helicopter just went by.

Fuck, Vegas, you sure know how to treat people.

The Beginning of the List

1. When craving Tim Hortons, a Starbucks Frappucino does the trick... though it's ridiculously expensive.

2. 115 degrees, dry heat or not, sucks ass.

3. Air conditioning is the best invention ever.

4. Motorcycle guys with red dreadlocks and tattoos are great to look at.

5. Don't argue with a five year old. You will lose.

6. American Walmarts are the best! You could seriously live there! (I guess Natalie Portman proved that one)

7. Export A is the only good cigarette. Well, I knew that before, but Americans do not.

8. If you want to gamble, just open your eyes, and there will be a slot machine.

9. Salespeople will give you whatever you want if you ask for it. Seriously. You don't even have to bat your eyes.

10. Being a 7 hour flight away from Lewis sucks. But I already knew that.

I'm A Baby

Yeah, I know. Things are getting easier, though. My days are going by really fast cuz I'm retardedly busy. My Uncle gets back from New Mexico today so I'm hoping I can get my laptop very soon. I'm heading to Utah on Saturday or Sunday to check out the Zion National Park. It's about a two hour drive, and they've got horses and stuff. I just need to get out of the city. I like it and everything, and my Aunt is trying to turn me into a compulsive shopper (not going to happen, this woman seriously spends 500 dollars in every store we walk in to), but I like nature. Call me small town, but I'm an outdoor girl. So I'm going to go and do a photo tour, probably one of the six hour hikes, and hopefully I can share my pictures with you wonderful people when I get back.

Anywhoo, the car's almost ready. (Only took 25 minutes!) Love y'all! Hehe, I got to call all of the offices in Georgia today, the accent is so cute!

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Made It!

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 2, 2008, 5:21 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: My little cousin singing in her bedroom
  • Reading: The Fall of Angels, LE Modesitt Jr.
  • Watching: Wild Arms (or will be)
  • Eating: Provolone and Turkey... I fucking love cheese!
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke, which they sell here! Score!
xaph's Journal

So I'm Here...

And it's hot as FUCK! 112 degrees?! I can't breathe out there! God bless air conditioning, man, I'd be dying! ^_^ Otherwise everything worked out beautifully. My angel, Jess, drove me to the Buffalo airport this morning from Arthur in two and a half hours! That's with a stop for gas, two stops for Tim Hortons (which I miss already!), and a stop at the Duty Free for my carton of GOOD cigarettes. I'm going to try to make them last the whole month. *crosses fingers*

The flight was pretty good, I got a window seat and no neighbor, so I stretched out and slept. I'm tired as hell right now, because in Vegas time I've been up since 2 am and it's now 5:15 pm. Phew.

It looks like I should be getting my laptop sooner than later, so I should be able to get some pictures and stuff up here soon. *crosses fingers again* I already used so much memory today and I only have two 512 mb cards so hopefully I don't run out before I get my new baby. 4 gig MacBookPro! I can practically taste the fucker. Mmmm, I love apples. :D I'm a moron.

Anywho... I'm rambling. :blowkiss: to all, and to all a good night! Just about bedtime for my Ontarian friends!

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Say Goodbye To Fuzz

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 10:21 AM
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Last day!

This is my last night in Ontario for a month. :hug: Going to miss everyone! I was supposed to have gone on a long ass trip around southern Ontario before I could get to Buffalo, but one of my wonderful friends is going to drive me there in the morning. ^_^ So happy! I've left Lew all sorts of little presents in the house to find, and now all that's left to do is shut my suitcase and vaccuum up the cat hair. :p Won't miss that for a month, lol!

Photos

I'm going to try my best to get a laptop as soon as I get down there, but if I can't I won't be able to upload any pictures. :( Well I can, but I won't have photoshop, so I won't. ^_^' But hopefully everything goes as planned. :D So excited!

P.S. Happy Canada Day! W00t!

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Phew...

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 28, 2008, 4:33 AM
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Well, hello DeviantArt. My man left for the North about fifteen minutes ago, and in a few days I'll be leaving for the South. We're covering the whole continent this month.

This is proving to be a lot harder than I thought it would be. I've been pretty fucking strong the whole time, but I've got to let it out.

I'm just going to miss my man.

Fucking sue me. I'm a selfish little prat and I want to pack him in a suitcase and take him with me. Fuck the factory, fuck everything. ^_^' Ah, I'm pathetic.

I love you, DeviantArt. You are my escape from everything. :hug: I can't wait to get home.

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